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Things that a girl DOES NOT want to hear from a Guy
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“Do I look fat?”

“A bit.”

Be assured that this will be the last conversation of your life if your answer is anything except “NO, NOT AT ALL”. Whether she is a size 0 or a size 12, a girl is ‘never’ fat. And that is a fact which is closed to all further discussions. Try believing anything else and it will be your last day on this planet. You have been warned.

Fat Really!!

Fat Really!!

“Your friend is SO pretty.”

Yes, you just complimented her friend and no, she is not happy about it. Whether or not a girl ever admits it, her insecurities shoot up to the moon when a guy compliments another girl in front of her. If you want to avoid her angry stares, it would better if you keep those compliments to yourself… at least as long as she is around..

Yes Absolutely

Yes Absolutely

“You’re like the sister I never had.”

She might be all teary eyed on the outside but don’t be fooled. She’s probably burning up inside. You just made a wide crack in her ego. One thing that all guys must carve inside their brains is that it is okay for girls to bro-zone guys but NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND!

That’s just what I wanted to hear.

That’s just what I wanted to hear.

“I’m sorry but I can’t meet you today.”

No amount of sorry will ever compensate for this huge sin of yours. A girl HATES being cancelled on. Reschedule all your other programmes but not the one with a girl because she starts gearing up for a meeting ‘at least’ a week before it is supposed to happen. So, cancelling is not an option!

You CANCELLED on me?!

You CANCELLED on me?!

“I forgot your birthday

This is probably the worst thing you could ever say to a girl because against all odds she expects you to remember it. So, it’s a huge injury to her self-esteem when you don’t. Set up reminders, make a note, get it tattoo-ed or do whatever you want but make sure you remember the birthdays of all the girls in your life. This is one grudge that she is bound to keep for the rest of her existence.

You Forgot What?

You Forgot What?

“You’re a make-up ki dukan”

You just committed the crime of the century. Before you do anything else, go apologise. Such jokes and witty one liners fall on deaf ears when it comes to girls. A girl uses makeup to enhance her natural beauty – remember that and don’t EVER mention it.

Ouch

Ouch

“You are just like the other girls”

Firstly, Die. Coming to the next part, HOW could you say that?! A girl takes pride in believing that she is different from all the others of her species and she destroys everything else that contradicts that fact. By telling her that she is like all the other girls out there, you make her feel ordinary which is NOT ACCEPTABLE to her. So, pull up your socks and be ready to do some serious damage control!

You did not just say THAT!

You did not just say THAT!

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